He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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