All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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