What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
the liver wants what the liver wants
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
