He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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