yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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