so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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