Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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