: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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