D3 body, D1 cock
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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