Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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