So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I forget how to act sober
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