singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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