its not stalking. its research.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
