I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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