Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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