Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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