I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
bring money and cleavage
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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