i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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