how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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