i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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