My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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