that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
please don't ironically join a cult
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