My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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