We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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