My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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