what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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