I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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