their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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