Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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