His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower