So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it