porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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