someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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