So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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