have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
