apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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