what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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