who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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