she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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