dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I miss vodka workout Fridays
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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