Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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