Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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