NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dignity is for republicans.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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