Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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