dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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