Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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