when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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