talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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