I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
