he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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