i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
They should really pass out barf bags in church
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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