You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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