So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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