we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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