Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize