dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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