So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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